There are a hundred ways to say
my tits are grotesquely asymmetric
The right stands parallel to the earth
The left droops, a 35º angle to the floor
or
The right is perky, Hollywood nude scene caliber in shape and size
The left needs a push-up bra to cure its affliction
or
The right is a pear
The left is a papaya
or
The right is Lea Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color
The left is one of those grizzly old witches in The Witch
or
The right is a tulip
The left is a hydrangea
or
The right is a shumai
The left is a char siu bao
or
The right is a C#6 on a xylophone
The left is an E♭3 on a cello
or
The right is on the Billboard Hot 100
The left is a Wagner aria
or
The right is the size and shape I wished for at twelve
when my tits were still tiny enough to be symmetric
And the left is the reality I’m learning to accept
Fuck it, I’m still going braless